The Girls' Book How To Be The Best At EVERYTHING

i recently received this book by my trusty book club, who never fails to send me something every month, not for free tho (i wish!) but religiously attempts to gauge what book i might or not like...and most of the time, i usually make my way to the post office to return these "Editor's Choice of the Month".. strange how the books they send me always always seems to be the LAST book on earth i would ever read, let alone purchase!

anyway....

i decided to keep this book tho, coz its so amusing! the book ranges from various "How Tos" such as how to look your best in photos, how to make hand shadows, how to grow your own tomatoes, how to travel with just one bag (i desperately need this one!), how to be a great magician (funny!), how to be a natural beauty (hehehe), how to survive a horror movie (mr best friend would be pleased if i could do this!) and my own personal favourites includes how to cross Niagara Falls on a tight rope, how to survive an alien invasion and the grand finale, how to make the biggest bubblegum bubble (^_^)

the list is endless, about a whooping total of 120 how tos! ive skipped and skimmed through some of it and for my blog today, i will leave you with this..

How To Act Like A Celebrity (in 11 simple steps!)

• Buy a pair of enermous sunglasses and wear them all the time, even at night and when you are indoors
• Say things like "No photographs, please" and "I just wish my fans would leave me alone. I need 'me' time".
• Always look immaculately groomed, even if your are just going to the supermarket.
• Get yourself an entourage to follow you everywhere (walking ten paces behind you, obviously)
• Always look bored (even when yr having fun!)
• Always order something that is not on the menu and send it back even when it is delicious.
• Pout a lot.
• Practise signing autographs, your signature should be flamboyant and completely unreadable.
• Write a list of unreasonable demands to present to your parents. Include things such as "Every drink I am served must contain exactly six ice cubes-no more, no less".
• Ask your father to wear a chauffeur's hat whenever he drives you somewhere.
• Start writing the first part of your autobiography. It must be published before you are 20 years old.

im currently reading, How To Survive An Alien Invasion..you know, just in case :p